entry #002

Iā€™ll be honest with you. I was pretty honked off after that phone call. The bastard waited EIGHT WEEKS before giving me ANYTHING?! He let me squirm.

I tossed the Crypt in the trash and went to sleep.

12 sleepless hours later

12 sleepless hours later

its literally impossible to not think aboutā€¦ and I resent that. With the first letter solved, 308,915,776 possible solutions were now 11,881,376. Iā€™ll take a 96.34% odds increase any day. Still, too many possibilitiesā€¦ but that didnā€™t stop me from trying.

12 sleepless hours later

12 sleepless hours later


in that time, I crossed another possible 800 passwords off the list; I paid $2.99 to reverse-lookup the +55 phone number (which returned ā€˜Out of Serviceā€™); I even called a colleague from Brazil and definitely insulted her when I asked ā€œIsā€¦ is this a common thingā€¦ there? You wouldnā€™tā€¦ happen to knowā€¦ anything?ā€ Doink.

And then I had a thinkā€¦ one of those genius-type thinks. One of those grass-fed, 100% organic beef-type thinks. One of those goose-it-up, slap-it-down, springboard westward-type thinks.

I recorded a video right after having this think but never showed anyoneā€¦ until now.
AND YOUā€™LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I FOUNDā€¦

 

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